tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post1543816380795237408..comments2023-10-07T11:55:47.724-04:00Comments on A Reader of Fictions: Cover Snark (58): Three Weeks in One (Sort Of)Christinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-79994379412550362022013-06-10T01:13:58.114-04:002013-06-10T01:13:58.114-04:00Super excited to read The Waking Engine and The El...Super excited to read The Waking Engine and The Elites. What the hell the Waterfell her eyes are all messed up looking...almost like snake eyes.Tabitha (Pabkins)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11945588780690794396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-20591958410584666472013-06-08T15:27:27.661-04:002013-06-08T15:27:27.661-04:0012. Yeah, I do believe so.
13. Right. Ain't n...12. Yeah, I do believe so.<br /><br />13. Right. Ain't nobody needs to see that.<br /><br />33. That is a cool idea. Still don't know why he looks so old and nasty though.<br /><br />37. Keep those muscles tense. And bend and stretch. And bend and stretch.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-58881757035971351952013-06-08T13:14:47.895-04:002013-06-08T13:14:47.895-04:00Between Crash into Me and Cry Me A River, my iPod ...Between Crash into Me and Cry Me A River, my iPod is getting a 90s workout today ;)Highland Hussyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13819878715462070200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-49795668921878798082013-06-08T13:09:32.650-04:002013-06-08T13:09:32.650-04:0012. Right, who time travels without shoes?! That i...12. Right, who time travels without shoes?! That is a time travel thing right?<br /><br />13. Dude, I'm sure the other guys he's standing with are wondering why he's doing that right there. I mean, if that's his thing that's cool, but keep it in private! <br /><br />33. Yeah, On all the sites that have the countdown widget it shows the squares. Cool idea! <br /><br />37. Haha!! Sexy workouts for those who can't stand each other!! Sexual tension at it's best!! Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09669564557768319285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-44451537866254478232013-06-08T13:02:03.298-04:002013-06-08T13:02:03.298-04:0012. I walk like that when I walk on the kerb. Othe...12. I walk like that when I walk on the kerb. Otherwise, not often. Maybe she's pretending she's a model. Also, where are her shoes?<br /><br />13. OMG. He does have his hand in his pants! Gross.<br /><br />23. Good point.<br /><br />29. Hahahaha, called it!<br /><br />30. Exactly.<br /><br />33. OHHHH, so it really will be all of his body parts.<br /><br />37. In real life, they hate each other. Kind of looks like some workout vid.<br /><br />WTF1. Lumberjacks might use knives too? I don't really know.<br /><br />4. BAHAHAHAHA, so lame.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-73158418490858108312013-06-08T12:41:15.138-04:002013-06-08T12:41:15.138-04:00Hahaha, I do see that. Only from the creepy episod...Hahaha, I do see that. Only from the creepy episodes. Sigh.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-9781426425892456722013-06-08T12:28:49.954-04:002013-06-08T12:28:49.954-04:002. Simba, I am your mother.
8. Hahahaha.
10. Ooh...2. Simba, I am your mother.<br /><br />8. Hahahaha.<br /><br />10. Ooh, yes. How about her awesome mermaid tail?<br /><br />12. Huh, I wonder if that was intentional? If so, awesome.<br /><br />13. Only without the diversity. JESS AND NICK FOREVER.<br /><br />15. Yeah, if the font weren't like that, this would have been the week's outstanding cover. SIGH.<br /><br />26. She does look a bit green. That can't be good.<br /><br />27. I hope not. I didn't enjoy Juno.<br /><br />28. Just like that. I imagine.<br /><br />33. Yup. The dick book should be interesting. O_O<br /><br />37. It is nice underwear.<br /><br />47. Really loved the first one.<br /><br />48. Because this is where bad font goes to die.<br /><br />3. They do look like bad video games. Hahaha.<br /><br />4. Apparently 12 is the end? Good lord I hope so.<br /><br />5. Agreed. I will need the original cover for that.<br /><br />6. Faces don't float generally. Just the face of Bo maybe.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-10909668807638019332013-06-08T07:50:08.979-04:002013-06-08T07:50:08.979-04:002. Weird
3. I like this, it's very original! A...2. Weird<br />3. I like this, it's very original! And picturesque<br />7. Gorgeous and I love the tagline.<br />13. ... WTF?!<br />15. Haunting but I think it's pretty<br />17. I have a thing for cogs on covers because it makes me think steampunk. So I like.<br />25. No.<br />33. I thought they were old lady hands before I realised this is Magnus Bane... aka Godfrey Gao. I am so sad.<br />36. Love the title change and cover!<br />37. Oh god they're so buff in a disgusting way.<br />43. SICK OF THESE NA COVERS GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *throws through a window*<br />48. That's a really good JT song.<br /><br />Cover Battles:<br />I like BOTH Just One Day covers but I voted for original because that's what I have.<br /><br />Both Stormdancer covers are pretty, I don't mind either.<br /><br />WTF of the Week:<br />#5... what the actual fuck. Seriously.Jazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02234168594031112363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-5803971950847641162013-06-08T06:15:22.307-04:002013-06-08T06:15:22.307-04:002. Hahahaha, she does look like a lion!
3. I wan...2. Hahahaha, she does look like a lion! <br /><br />3. I want this book. Totally judging it by the cover, as you do.<br /><br />7. I looooooove this cover. I do wonder why her hair is still dry when it's clearly raining, but maybe she's under a giant leaf or something.<br /><br />10. It looks like she's praying.<br /><br />11. Ugh. I love the background, but WHAT EVEN are those models doing. <br /><br />12. Hipster glasses are essential :D<br /><br />13. I'm enjoying the crotches, not even gonna lie.<br /><br />13. OHMYGOD I love it!<br /><br />21. It took me ages to see the guy in the middle of the title. My eyesight is not as it should be.<br /><br />26. Erm. Okay. O_o<br /><br />33. That is disgusting.<br /><br />41. I loooove covers like this as well. Space gets me every time.<br /><br />CB1. I definitely prefer the US cover, even if it took me a while to figure out that that orange blob is a clock. I'm just slow.<br /><br />CB3. You can't make me pick! I REFUSE.<br /><br />CB6. Is this even a question? The HB wins. I generally hate seeing faces on covers, and I don't know why this was necessary. <br /><br />CB7. I have no idea which one I prefer out of these. Like you said, the Canadian cover is BLUE. But then the face.... Eh. I don't know. I like the font on the UK cover.<br /><br />WTF1. Okay, I like this one. It's the purple and green, I'm sorry. *runs away*<br /><br />WTF5. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Amber (Books of Amber)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01750403330691361583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-29910500227170388722013-06-08T00:12:43.878-04:002013-06-08T00:12:43.878-04:00I haven't laughed this hard in awhile so thank...I haven't laughed this hard in awhile so thank you for never failing to cheer me up with these posts!@MelissaJoLynn_https://www.blogger.com/profile/16771038635569116950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-80999705597934690842013-06-07T22:10:13.919-04:002013-06-07T22:10:13.919-04:002. That is... strikingly pretty. *runs to GR*
5. ...2. That is... strikingly pretty. *runs to GR*<br /><br />5. Maybe it's supposed to look cocky? I do that sometimes when I'm feeling pugnacious. Kinda "Come at me, bro."<br /><br />7. I'M intrigued by the serviceable armor. You go, girl!<br /><br />10. Ugh, her eyes. Make it stop.<br /><br />11. The photoshopping is too much for me. Must look away.<br /><br />12. That's a wee little bridge, yeah?<br /><br />15. WOW. I don't do witch books, so I won't pick this one up, but... WOW.<br /><br />16. o_O It looks like she ripped that thing off a Dalek. If so, I'm impressed.<br /><br />24. DITTO.<br /><br />29. Oh man. This TITLE is so awful it hurts. Which I guess means they should stop? Or not?<br /><br />37. Woosh.<br /><br />38. A man dressed like this? Yes, please.<br /><br />48. You don't have to say... what you did... I already know... I found out from HIIIIIIM<br /><br />CB4. I dunno, I'm digging that hood.Shelver506https://www.blogger.com/profile/01766003186139844901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-42083987106631754182013-06-06T22:15:44.936-04:002013-06-06T22:15:44.936-04:00WTF4 reminds me of a Sim I once made. It was befor...WTF4 reminds me of a Sim I once made. It was before I downloaded any custom content, so I had to use the stock hair, eyes, clothes, and jewelry. She drowned when I took the ladder out of the swimming pool.Trish Dollerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04011138446819297720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-90546504780826144982013-06-06T21:15:04.868-04:002013-06-06T21:15:04.868-04:002. I LOVE the cover of Antithesis (pretty pretty p...2. I LOVE the cover of Antithesis (pretty pretty purple!!) but it does have that lion's mane look, haha. Doesn't bother me a lot though.<br /><br />4. LOL, yeah I'm not feeling this cover a bunch -- the fire make it all look weird.<br /><br />7. This looks badassssss! Might not not be my thing but still cool. Although the font doesn't go with the rest of the cover, but maybe that is the point?<br /><br />10. UGH don't like the ocean blinds effect :(<br /><br />11. Creeper alert!<br /><br />12. Love this cover - it's very creative!<br /><br />15. SO PRETTY<br /><br />19. AHHH HIS EYES!!! What happened there?!?<br /><br />26. Haven't read this series, and while I always LOVE the color choices, the constant wings and feathers around the girl's eyes drive me crazy/freak me out :/<br /><br />27. I like the colors and textures on this one. Also MONTREAL - WOOOT CANADA!!<br /><br />32. I'm a bad Canadian and haven't read the Anne of Green Gables series but maybe I will now because THOSE COVERS ARE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!!!!<br /><br />42. The title of this kinda irks me/grosses me out for some reason. <br /><br />46. That's a WHOLE lotta Photoshop right there :/<br /><br /><br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01145140303960949029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-2005143145319213242013-06-06T17:26:56.023-04:002013-06-06T17:26:56.023-04:00This might be the only time I didn't agree wit...This might be the only time I didn't agree with a WTF pick. The LUMBERJACK one isn't offensive to me. I mean, it's not awesome. But I don't think it's terrible, not nearly as terrible as the other WTF picks anyway.<br /><br />I do think that Jennifer Hubbard's cover looks like one of Rachel Carter's, and I totally agree that Lauren's book should have had something with figure skating on the cover. That's like, a lot of the premise, isn't it?Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06851403823244758904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-23652654246189022762013-06-06T16:34:44.626-04:002013-06-06T16:34:44.626-04:00I JUST NOTICED THIS but in 46. there is a FACE in ...I JUST NOTICED THIS but in 46. there is a FACE in the SMOKE and also that pillar is incredibly phallic. Carry on.GillyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03622344092774777709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-41077517531699657352013-06-06T13:09:42.158-04:002013-06-06T13:09:42.158-04:00I really like 20 and 21!
27. OMG, THIS IS ABOUT A...I really like 20 and 21!<br /><br />27. OMG, THIS IS ABOUT A FIGURE SKATER?! ::starts singing:: "I KNOW WHAT I WANT, AND I WANT IT NOW!" TOEPICK!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07866301471995231390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-14415203463749705312013-06-06T12:00:11.416-04:002013-06-06T12:00:11.416-04:002. She really does look like a lion. And why half ...2. She really does look like a lion. And why half her face (and mane) is blurry is strange.<br />3. That cover is admittedly quite awesome. I'm off to Goodreads in hopes it has an equally awesome summary. Boo, no summary yet.<br />4. If those strange flame additions weren't there this would be very pretty.<br />9. That is one seriously ugly purple shirt. <br />11. When I saw this one I totally thought of the ugly guy on The Iron Traitor. <br />15. That cover is quite impressive. You totally nailed it too. Reminds me a lot of Peter Pan. lol<br />20. The breaking up words thing is lame but love the overall effect. Would it have been so difficult to make the font smaller? Promise isn't that big of a damn word. And why is the author name so extremely tiny?<br />33. Dude needs a manicure, pronto.<br />35. Ohhhhh. THAT'S what fracture means??<br />41. That is an awesome cover. Totally reminds me of this though. http://www.freecodesource.com/album-cover/51bj072Aq3L/Third-Eye-Blind-Blue.jpg<br />42. DMB <3<br />47. For some reason that little boy reminds me of the Insane Clown Posse dude and should be running with a knife. https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQKMi3itL4hCdceL1zbMnPOkEYqyo8Hs8hJDTS4vrBtjkKOWM6bpg<br />WTF #1: Those are seriously ugly ass shoes.<br />WTF #4: I think that bird might have a disease. <br />WTF #5: I don't think he actually has anything to 'horn' you with. He appears to be lacking in that department.<br /><br />I'm not sure if any of my votes worked. I submitted them all but the page never fully loaded... not sure if it was a problem for anyone else or just me but wanted to let you know.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08964968798310433317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-50285711920709961062013-06-06T10:45:48.027-04:002013-06-06T10:45:48.027-04:00God damn, I missed Cover Snark!
5. I did that pos...God damn, I missed Cover Snark!<br /><br />5. I did that pose last week and fucked up my hip for a few days. True story.<br /><br />10. She's in Ocean Jail trying to seduce her way free.<br /><br />11. This cover makes me want to call the police. The guy looks like a less attractive, creepier James Marsters who's thinking about grabbing the poor victimized girl's crotch. She even LOOKS like he's put her through hell. If the female lead in that series is below the age of consent, I'm gonna go get the phone. To call the fiction police. Yeah.<br /><br />12. I don't plan to read it, but I love the detail of the cover. I also hope she has a face to wear those hipster glasses on, but seeing as she's cut off from the waist up, I have no idea.<br /><br />14. Quack.<br /><br />23. I want her dress. NEEEEEEED.<br /><br />25. God damn it, I hate this author's stuff. I've only ever tried one chapter of it, but it was so mind-blowingly shitty that it's poisoned me against her for life. SHE NEEDS TO BE LESS POPULAR. SHE DOESN'T FUCKIGN DESERVE IT. -leaves to rant elsewhere because this is not the place for my jaded whining-<br /><br />26. Okay, I'm feeling better now. I love the color and detail on this cover. <3 Definitely my favorite cover in this series even though I'm not a fan of it.<br /><br />29. Ah, stock images. You're so much fun.<br /><br />35. -flips off-<br /><br />37. You make a fine, bloody recipe for fireworks, Christina! I'll make sure to take an umbrella when I go see this fireworks show so I don't end up with someone's ovary, brain, or scrotum on my head after the lovers explode.<br /><br />39. His pose cracks me the fuck up.<br /><br />46. At least it's not a phallic government building pointing right up into her spread legs. <br /><br />49. Girl: "Seriously? You MUST be kidding me." That's exactly what she's thinking.<br /><br />53. All that's missing is the floating heads from Mistwood and Nightspell, but they can leave the floated heads be. It's fine as it is.<br /><br />4. I'm so ready for this series to be over so I never have to see the covers again.<br /><br />5. And the paperback doesn't even have the same look as the already-revealed hardcover! That messed with Usagi something fierce. <br /><br />6. Floating heads: the death of good covers.<br /><br />4. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BIRD-THING?<br /><br />5. WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS PENIS?Ashleigh Paigehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09340582534158708575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-52063672229880661152013-06-06T10:27:54.950-04:002013-06-06T10:27:54.950-04:00As much as I missed Cover Snark, I miss having you...As much as I missed Cover Snark, I miss having your snark IN PERSON more! Oh, well. I'll just read CS now and pretend you're reading it to me, like the creep I am.<br /><br />2. Lady Mufasa of the Lake.<br /><br />3. "Gods and mortals... come to die..."<br /><br />6. SO MUCH PEPTO BISMOL. *flashes of childhood PTSD where the P stands for Pepto*<br /><br />10. I still think this is beautiful, although the pose is stupid, the eyes are stupid, and the wiggly little tag line is stupid.<br /><br />11. Endless KNIGHT? WTF is this? And wtf is she about to do? Breastfeed from him?<br /><br />13. Are your roommates... strippers? This is a home for strippers?<br /><br />14. That space between Speak and Easy is making me twitch.<br /><br />19. BAMBI REFERENCE FTW (also her sodding wet hair is gross)<br /><br />20. PRETTYYYYYYY.<br /><br />23. *sarcasm alert*<br /><br />24. "NEEEEEEEAR FAAAAAAAR WHEREEEEEVER YOU ARRRRRRE better be far the fuck away from me. Put on some panties, you foul little guttersnipe."<br /><br />32. I've certainly seen WORSE Anne covers, so I'm okay with these. BUT YEAH. They're not the ones I grew up with, so obviously they're still wrong.<br /><br />35. "Broken glass so we can understand was 'fracture' means." OMG.<br /><br />38. RICHARD ARMITAGE, WHERE ARE YOU?!<br /><br />43. That is a heinously uncomfortable kiss.<br /><br />48. JT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Actually, on second thought... don't. Take off your shirt and you can stay as long as you like.<br /><br />53. The HarperTeen Impulse covers really HAVE gotten better.<br /><br />CB 2: Ooh, I actually like the original US best!<br /><br />CB 7: CANADIAN FOR SURE.<br /><br />WTF 1: What. The. Fuck. (Also, is that not purple? Because that is some serious Barney the purple dinosaur color scheme there.<br /><br />WTF 2: OMG KILL IT KILL IT FAST<br /><br />WTF 3: HAWT. Also, methinks the leprechaun behind the counter has put a wee bit extra in the drink.<br /><br />WTF 4: OH JESUS. My first thought was Barbie as well, and... I am lost for words on the bird. ALSO HER NAILS ARE ALL DIFFERENT COLORS<br /><br />WTF 5: Get your horn out of my gate, please. Also, why does it look like he's doing an interpretive dance in the buff?GillyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03622344092774777709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-70299585810851208092013-06-06T10:03:40.102-04:002013-06-06T10:03:40.102-04:00I love the cover for Witch Fall and the Waking Eng...I love the cover for Witch Fall and the Waking Engine. <br />1816 Candles and Ruby's Fire are horrible, but Horn Gate might be one of the worst covers ever. I seriously just snorted. What is that? The more I look at it, the more confused I get. <br />-Natalie @<a href="http://natflixandbooks.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Natflix&Books</a>Natalie @Natflix&Bookshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12738039522965794238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-76802241942372233892013-06-06T09:51:15.223-04:002013-06-06T09:51:15.223-04:009:16am Start Lol! It's a habit to do that now!...9:16am Start Lol! It's a habit to do that now!<br /><br />2. Totally looks like a lions mane! That was the first thing I saw. <br /><br />3. That is a pretty cover!! Sounds really cool too!! <br /><br />7. I really like that!! I read the synopsis and it sounds cool, but the feelings for the butterfly thing really has a very Splintered feel to it. <br /><br />12. Who walks like that?! Really? I mean, it's just awkward. <br /><br />13. Is this like a New Girl in book form? And I think the guy on the right has his hand down his pants. I see a thumb sticking out.<br /><br />15. Pretty! <br /><br />18. She's totally fake sleeping. <br /><br />19. OMG when I saw this cover reveal I thought the same thing about his eye!! It freaks me out! <br /><br />20. I'm with you on the broken up words, but it is a really pretty cover!! <br /><br />23. At least it looks like she has boots on. <br /><br />25. Hahahaha!! Awesome guest snark!! <br /><br />29. When I saw this cover I thought it was another book in Rachel Carter's series!! <br /><br />30. Now he's going to burn the house down. That will teach them to lock him out! <br /><br />33. I just discovered that all the covers go together to make one big picture. I had no clue until like yesterday. <br /><br />37. That's an awkward pose. They look more like they are trying not to touch than having a sexy moment. <br /><br />41. Usually something with God in the title would turn me away, but dude... that cover!!<br /><br />Cover Battles<br /><br />1. I like the US one better too. <br /><br />3. US for sure!! That is an awesome cover!<br /><br />5. I like the original much better. <br /><br />WTF of the Week<br /><br />1. I don't get the knife. Wouldn't she have an axe if she was a lumberjack? Of is she not the lumberjack? I don't get it! <br /><br />2. That's a lot of freaking candles. And dude, that is a creepy cover!! The lady scares me. <br /><br />4. Getting tattoo's on your arms to match your skirt and belt buckle is totally the in thing to do! <br /><br />9:49am Damn, that took a while... I'm so happy to have cover snark back though!! <br /><br />Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09669564557768319285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-10277780149038969662013-06-06T09:14:27.424-04:002013-06-06T09:14:27.424-04:00Holy cow that's a lot of titles. You did make ...Holy cow that's a lot of titles. You did make up for those missing weeks. :)<br /><br />I feel like 11 (Endless Knights) are Spike and Buffy wanna-bes.<br /><br />~Andrea @ <a href="http://beautybutafunnygirl.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Beauty but a Funny Girl</a> Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07673243164948708038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-57239413489113762412013-06-06T08:56:30.026-04:002013-06-06T08:56:30.026-04:002. Can't. Unsee. The Mane.
6. The dude looks ...2. Can't. Unsee. The Mane.<br /><br />6. The dude looks so manly on this pink/fluff/roses cover. *snorts*<br /><br />7. I LIKE IT. I want to know what this is about, and she looks pretty badass.<br /><br />8. The skulls actually remind me more of this: http://tusb.stanford.edu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Toy-Story-Aliens.jpg<br /><br />9. They're ready to break the rules... wearing a purple shirt.<br /><br />10. I like it, but I think it would have been prettier if you really saw her swimming in the background or something instead of a close-up of her face.<br /><br />12. This could have been a cute middle grade cover if the girl had been replaced by two children or something. But look, she's a Harry Potter fan! http://cricket2cricket.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/deathly-hallows2.jpg<br /><br />13. New Girl, a novel.<br /><br />15. WHOA. I just. Whoa. (Somebody kill the font.)<br /><br />20. Oooooh this is so pretty!!!<br /><br />26. I like the feather eyelashes most of all. But the color makes her look sick. I'm not sure that's what they're going for.<br /><br />27. Aw, so cute! It looks a bit like a Juno book.<br /><br />28. The meme plague? As in http://static.chilango.com/media/2012/12/24/memes.jpg ?!<br /><br />33. So we're getting Magnus Bane's body parts one book at a time?<br /><br />37. Part book, part underwear ad.<br /><br />47. I hadn't seen these covers because but I actually LOVE them. Silhouettes + creepiness = awesome.<br /><br />48. I'm crying a river over the font treatment on this book. WHY?!<br /><br />Cover Battle 3. I just really don't like the UK covers of Rick Riordan's books, even though I have all Percy Jackson books in that edition. The US covers look so much prettier and less video game-ish.<br /><br />4. ELEVEN BOOKS?! Can't they just stop already?<br /><br />5. I love the colors on the new paperback (thank god they're not changing the JOY hardback) but it's not at all what the book is about.<br /><br />6. I don't like faces staring at me like that. Especially when they seem to be floating.<br /><br />WTF 3. HAWT? No. Just... no.<br /><br />5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Judithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10169574717441851611noreply@blogger.com