tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post1739718780825950136..comments2023-10-07T11:55:47.724-04:00Comments on A Reader of Fictions: Cover Snark (48): "My Tits Are on Fire"Christinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-15163233439122500382013-03-20T21:30:52.517-04:002013-03-20T21:30:52.517-04:0018. DUDE, my blog is on the cover of a book that i...18. DUDE, my blog is on the cover of a book that is on COVER SNARK!!! I'm famous!!! HAHA <br />Even if Catalyst did steal the face for it's fire boobs!!Angela @ Reading Angelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01444833786368414559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-59705417227110771222013-03-19T10:00:27.010-04:002013-03-19T10:00:27.010-04:00Thanks!Thanks!Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-3891349603557231312013-03-18T19:43:37.226-04:002013-03-18T19:43:37.226-04:00 12. Thank you for showing my cover here. It made ... 12. Thank you for showing my cover here. It made me laugh and made my day. Rebecca Espinozahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18207478090468105711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-59654209269767032542013-03-18T12:07:08.770-04:002013-03-18T12:07:08.770-04:00The new cover is so lame. I really do not get it.The new cover is so lame. I really do not get it.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-71942793878727488112013-03-18T12:06:50.253-04:002013-03-18T12:06:50.253-04:00Ew. I don't like that blurb either.Ew. I don't like that blurb either.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-29386438699364081422013-03-18T12:06:14.913-04:002013-03-18T12:06:14.913-04:001. Awww, yay. I love MG. The best illustrations.
...1. Awww, yay. I love MG. The best illustrations.<br /><br />4. You disagree with me all the time.<br /><br />10. I don't like cowboy boots at all. Haha.<br /><br />11. That it does.<br /><br />14. Forgot about it and scared myself again. True story.<br /><br />22. Nipples are awkward.<br /><br />23. Not one bit.<br /><br />31. YES.<br /><br />34. Same. *weeps*<br /><br />47. I didn't read the blurb. Now I have to.<br /><br />I would not have thought you would like the new Monstrous Beauty. Glad you do though!Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-64212408318087241522013-03-17T12:07:53.377-04:002013-03-17T12:07:53.377-04:00'Cockpit' - Damn,Christina!Almost fell of ...'Cockpit' - Damn,Christina!Almost fell of my chair when I read THAT.Nuzaifa @ Word Contessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05561996017749372179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-68669167391088568162013-03-17T07:57:10.006-04:002013-03-17T07:57:10.006-04:009. Titles have always confused me. I guess that wa...9. Titles have always confused me. I guess that was my final nail in the coffin with Prince William.<br /><br />28. I don't get the Ian Somerhalder vibe from him, but I'm also on an uncooperative tablet and can't see him well.<br /><br />33. I'm beginning to...<br /><br />34. Didn't you not like the first one in this series?<br /><br />41. I think there would be a lot of unhappy readers if the publishing world's art departments catered to me.<br /><br />45. See what I mean?!Kayla Beckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02063162666132410730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-11740826053861060062013-03-16T11:00:17.927-04:002013-03-16T11:00:17.927-04:00Iced. I've just read it this week, and I am pr...Iced. I've just read it this week, and I am pretty angry to have a naked guy on the paperback cover instead of kick ass Danny Mega O'Malley who is only forteen. Plus Iced is about the streets and people iced with a huge monster not about a frozen tatooed dude. Disturbing on so many levels.<br /><br />This Song Will Save Your Life makes me want to grab this book immediately. Such a fab cover.<br /><br />Also I died laughing at my boobs are on fire!!! ;))) Have Alicia Keys in my head now...kara-karina@Nocturnal Book Reviewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11262585710463536717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-15550881366271752342013-03-15T20:01:30.216-04:002013-03-15T20:01:30.216-04:00*rubs hands together* This looks like an exciting ...*rubs hands together* This looks like an exciting week and the title cracks me up!<br /><br />1. Yes! I will be doing a MG Waiting on Wednesday feature and this is one of the books! Love this cover.<br /><br />2. LOL at that video!<br /><br />4. I see this is going to be another week of us disagreeing because I adore this cover!<br /><br />10. Awwww, I think it's cute! Even the boots!<br /><br />11. Font looks like the Cinder font!<br /><br />12. But I have no idea what the hell is going on in this cover!<br /><br />13. Definitely my favorite cover of the week. I love everything about this one. Even the title treatment. ;)<br /><br />14. Haha that's kinda cool. Definitely not a cover for those who hate bugs!<br /><br />18. Agreed! I saw this one and loved it right away! Now there is a fire cover that works!<br /><br />19. LOL! Oh god no!<br /><br />22. I just don't like covers with nipples. Pretty much ever.<br /><br />23. Yeah that top is not flattering at all.<br /><br />31. I REALLY LOVE THIS ONE TOO. Super creepy girl and I love the colors!<br /><br />34. Love the covers. I wish they were on a book series I think I would like. <br /><br />35. Yeah, it's corny. But I'm glad the second book has been announced finally. I loved Silence.<br /><br />47. Super pretty. Not impressed with the subject matter of this book though so I think I will wait for some reviews before I decide if I'm reading it or not.<br /><br />49. Yup! NA is a new genre and it's already old and tired. LOL.<br /><br />I really like the new cover of Monstrous Beauty. That's freaking weird in a good way!Kara_Malinczakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07559498182018910285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-33614386650378966692013-03-15T13:20:32.333-04:002013-03-15T13:20:32.333-04:00Ha, I'm glad you saw this one, since I put two...Ha, I'm glad you saw this one, since I put two jokes in mostly for you.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-45337745625090870652013-03-15T13:20:14.262-04:002013-03-15T13:20:14.262-04:002. For real. I would not want my boobs to spontane...2. For real. I would not want my boobs to spontaneously combust.<br /><br />9. Hahaha, yeah, his outfit would have the fashion police all over him. And, no, he doesn't have a sexy face. He looks a little too much like Pierce Brosnan. Maybe my mom would like this cover.<br /><br />12. It's not bad... I just don't get the sperm!<br /><br />13. OMG. I did not notice that they spelled love. I feel dumb.<br /><br />15. Now that you pointed that out, it really bothers me. Also the hair on her face.<br /><br />30. What's a fake date like? Also, yeah, they do look old.<br /><br />32. The wings are super cheesy!<br /><br />39. It reminds me of the Fantasia Rhapsody in Blue with the buildings.<br /><br />42. Well, these are the UK.<br /><br />47. It does kind of hurt if I really stare at it. Not a huge fan of lens flare.<br /><br />48. Truth. It's really distracting. Just removing the heart would help a lot.<br /><br />7. That original one was my least favorite. Haha.<br /><br />1. Maybe?<br /><br />2. *snorts*Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-31386111693890900152013-03-15T13:13:52.027-04:002013-03-15T13:13:52.027-04:00Ah, glad you like them! But the font on Alienated ...Ah, glad you like them! But the font on Alienated is def terrible.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-64397493346368081672013-03-15T13:06:17.530-04:002013-03-15T13:06:17.530-04:00Awww, thanks! I'm glad you like it!Awww, thanks! I'm glad you like it!Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-87241586866323414162013-03-15T13:05:43.155-04:002013-03-15T13:05:43.155-04:00Good point. No bed is that large. Maybe they sprea...Good point. No bed is that large. Maybe they spread the sheet on the floor?Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-37552445694458992942013-03-15T13:05:21.028-04:002013-03-15T13:05:21.028-04:00Awwwww, together we could build this cover! Cats f...Awwwww, together we could build this cover! Cats for the win! I have an ARC of Breadcrumbs that I failed to read. Maybe I should rectify that.<br /><br />Oh really? I want to try one of his books someday, but that's worrisome. He seems really awesome as a person, and I want his books to match.<br /><br />Right? So many fiery tits!<br /><br />Wildlings does appear to only be in Canada. That is lame.<br /><br />So...the Naked Werewolf books aren't as terrible as the cover and titles then?<br /><br />Oh, I like the new CNV cover better. Meh.<br /><br />I'm in it for the color and the border, not the person. I just love turquoise.<br /><br />Ha, I can see why people will hate it, but I really didn't care for the original, and the one before that was even worse.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-83994241515730612262013-03-15T13:00:32.427-04:002013-03-15T13:00:32.427-04:009. You go back and tell the peerage. I think a Mar...9. You go back and tell the peerage. I think a Marquess is set to become a Duke or Earl or something, and there's an even crazier term for a lady married to a Marquess. My knowledge of this is fuzzy, since it's been so long since my last romance novel, which is where I learned about British titles. True story.<br /><br />28. I think the guy looks like what's his face from the Vampire Diaries. Ian Somerhalder!<br /><br />33. I blame the drugs.<br /><br />34. Oh, well, the other covers in the series WOULD make you barf. This is the least vertigo-y, I think.<br /><br />41. This does not look like something I would enjoy, but they obviously have you figured out.<br /><br />42. I guess? They're NA, I think, so the same?<br /><br />45. OMG POODLEHEAD.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-70627169058653909682013-03-15T12:55:33.067-04:002013-03-15T12:55:33.067-04:00I'm glad!
The Book of Love: I think you'v...I'm glad!<br /><br />The Book of Love: I think you've got it!<br /><br />Coffee and Cockpits: Ah, good point. Wouldn't want that to go to waste.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370486039531015541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-65848067451822509082013-03-15T12:48:18.420-04:002013-03-15T12:48:18.420-04:0019: Lucius Malfoy (king of the wereleopards finall...19: Lucius Malfoy (king of the wereleopards finally gets to reveal his story! And possibly more than that... Ew. I've made myself puke. JoJotheLibrarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17335583103230021700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-76512525185775323922013-03-15T10:35:15.887-04:002013-03-15T10:35:15.887-04:001. I love that cover! I totally agree that Middle ...1. I love that cover! I totally agree that Middle Grade covers are usually really cute. <br /><br />2. Dude!! Her boobs are on fire!! She seems extremely calm about it all. I would be freaking out! Her hair is on fire too. Shame, it's pretty hair.<br /><br />3. That is a bit creepy. I like it though. I think it's done very well and doesn't look cheesy. <br /><br />7. I really like that. It looks pretty cool!! <br /><br />9. Okay, WTF is he wearing. That brown vest under his too short suit jacket just isn't doing it. And he looks like he might be a bit constipated. That is not a seductive face at all. <br /><br />10. I am totally diggin' those boots!! I think the cover is pretty cute!<br /><br />11. I am a bit interested in that one. I will have to look into it more. I might have to add it to my tbr list. <br /><br />12. Hahaha!! I didn't even notice the circles until I read your comment on it. It totally looks a little spermy!! I do like the cover though. <br /><br />13. I like the cover and I think it's cute how the pink letters spell love. It took me a minute to catch that because I was reading top to bottom instead of left to right. <br /><br />15. I think the cover is pretty, but I wish the rose and her lipstick color matched. I am weird and it really bothers me that the colors clash since it's the only color on the cover. <br /><br />16. I love Tracey Garvis Graves and I think that the cover for Covet is very pretty! I am really looking forward to that book!! <br /><br />18. I really love this cover. I think it's pretty awesome!! I didn't even notice the lack of face. <br /><br />22. HAHAHAHA!! Oh, that made my day!! <br /><br />27. I like the cover, but have to agree that the blurb isn't doing it for me. <br /><br />28. I'm kind of loving that cover. It's not the best, but it's pretty and it sounds like an interesting book. <br /><br />30. I actually have fake dated someone, but it was only one date. It wasn't an ongoing thing. And I know it's an adult contemporary romance, but the couple looks kinda old. Well, the guy does anyways.<br /><br />31. That is a pretty cool cover. <br /><br />32. I think that cover would be okay without the wings, or at least make them like ghosty looking or something, but they just stick out too much. <br /><br />33. I like her eye makeup. And her nails are pretty awesome too. <br /><br />34. That cover is awesome! I like it!<br /><br />38. WTF is going on with that. It looks mighty cold. I mean, fuzzy boots and a puffy jacket won't keep you warm with no pants. <br /><br />39. I really like how the cover looks a bit drawn, but still kind of photo-ish. I like it. <br /><br />42. Wait, they changed the covers for that series again? Didn't they just change them like 2 months ago? I don't like those ones. <br /><br />46. I really like that cover too, but I hate it when the title is smaller than the author. <br /><br />47. I really like that. It's pretty. Is it just me or when there is light shining through on a cover does it hurt other people's eyes too? I'm weird, I know. <br /><br />48. That cover is too busy. Individual things about it aren't bad, but it's too much on one cover. <br /><br />Cover Battles<br /><br />1. The UK cover is so much more awesome!!<br /><br />2. I definitely like the US one of What's Left of Me. <br /><br />4. I liked the original one better, though she is in an awkward position. <br /><br />5. I think the original one is pretty awesome!! <br /><br />6. Can I pick neither? <br /><br />7. The new one is pretty freaking cool, but really, I like the original one before the book came out. That was my favorite. <br /><br />WTF<br /><br />1. Ummm, is she about to pleasure herself on the airplane wing?<br /><br />2. That is some of the worst photoshopping I have ever seen, and what is with the peacock growing out of his pants?<br /><br />3. That is seriously bad!! OMG!! <br /><br /><br /><br />Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09669564557768319285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-64059821653851779892013-03-15T10:09:07.823-04:002013-03-15T10:09:07.823-04:00i actually like the Leila Sales cover with the fon...i actually like the Leila Sales cover with the font treatment - but I tend to like big fonts, especially ones that cover up the whole picture; I just think it's a cool look. And I agree about the ALIENATED one: the bottom half is super cool, but the top is kinda cheesy. Still, I think it works all together, I just really wish they'd chosen a different font.Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06851403823244758904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-87068381901713186122013-03-15T09:59:50.525-04:002013-03-15T09:59:50.525-04:00My favourite post series!
Binds- 'too spermy&...My favourite post series! <br />Binds- 'too spermy'. Haha. You should copyright that! <br />Fall of Five- Bugs?! Srsly. Just ruined an amazing series.<br />Alienated- I really love this cover. I adore the camera perspective of the field *swoons* <br />Noble Conflict- I thought exactly the same thing. Green Day lawsuit, anyone? <br />Yes on the girl-barfind Kat Zhang cover. Seriously, where do they pick all these girls from?! <br />Cockpit. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06606826103804384886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-41046592247841552792013-03-15T09:07:01.558-04:002013-03-15T09:07:01.558-04:00In the event of #6, what the hell are they even la...In the event of #6, what the hell are they even laying on? I have a king-sized bed and there is no way for two normal sized people to lay comfortably like that. Either half their bodies would be hanging off the end or the rest of them is unnaturally contoured. Also, who does that anyways?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01963863267714705973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-1637740324845603052013-03-14T22:38:28.286-04:002013-03-14T22:38:28.286-04:00I'm so excited about The Real Boy!! I loved Ur...I'm so excited about The Real Boy!! I loved Ursu's Breadcrumbs. And the cat on the right looks like my Phoebe Cats.<br /><br />Catalyst--yes, her tits are on fire.<br /><br />I keep wanting to read Chuck Wendig books because of the covers...but then they keep sounding really terrible in reviews.<br /><br />I totally want that Lost in You skirt/dress too.<br /><br />I actually do like the cover for This Song Will Save Your Life (including the text).<br /><br />Even In Darkness--her tits are also on fire, but I'm a fan regardless (though yes, weird facelessness).<br /><br />Yay PoC! Is the Wildlings series Canada only?<br /><br />The cover for Just for the Summer looks like an add you'd see in In Flight magazine in the 90s.<br /><br />Yeah, Alienated looks a bit cheesy, but it's really striking.<br /><br />I agree on Unbreakable.<br /><br />OMG THERE'S A NEW NAKED WEREWOLF BOOK?! I didn't know this, yay! Though the cover is HORRID which is disappointing because the other two were super cute illustrated.<br /><br />I also hadn't seen the cover reveal for The Mirk and Midnight Hour! I don't like it as much as Strands of Bronze and Gold, but it's still pretty.<br /><br />I'm excited for Rose Under Fire, but really wish they'd kept the style of the original Code Name Verity covers (it's new cover matches this one).<br /><br />I actually prefer the US version of The Rithmatist...I don't like people on my covers, but I DO like the UK border/color.<br /><br />I like the Suzanne Collins redesign though, I agree, it needed it.<br /><br />I don't like the paperback Monstrous Beauty cover at all.Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00416898799044848769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-555254327067745492.post-33757997824265792162013-03-14T18:42:35.094-04:002013-03-14T18:42:35.094-04:009. Why does he have to be a marquess? I find that ...9. Why does he have to be a marquess? I find that term to be so confusing. There's a duchess, which is a girl. We also have actress - also female. Marquess should not be a male title! *pounds fist on table* I demand it be changed! *glares*<br /><br />17. YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!! A NEW JAYE WELLS BOOK! *rushes off to order it despite <i>Burn Bright</i> atrocity ban* Fuck, nevermind. There isn't a pre-order yet. >.<<br /><br />18. I don't... I can't... *sigh*<br /><br />22. He also has the large belt buckle aka a tombstone for a dead... Okay, okay, I won't go there.<br /><br />28. It's a ginger cover, so I'll allow it. I can always ignore that male love-child of Chris O'Donnell and Leonardo DiCaprio at the top.<br /><br />33. I actually like this cover. It's interesting and different. Or I'm on too much pain medication. *shrugs*<br /><br />34. My eyes went from the top of the building to the underneathy part, and it made me want to vomit. I am THAT afraid of heights. Ugh, I get vertigo from a stinkin' book. *dies of shame*<br /><br />41. If you want me to buy a book in a store for full price, it has to look exactly like this. History-looking battle scene plus the word "mage". Oh yeah. *throws all the money at Orbit*<br /><br />42. Wait, these were porn?<br /><br />45. Bahahahahahaha!!!! Oh, gawd! *snorts* This reminds me of the early pictures of the girls on America's Next Top Model when they're trying too hard. <a href="http://antm07.multiply.com/photos/album/4/EPISODE-3-HAIR-WAR#photo=24" rel="nofollow">Evidence</a><br /><br />CB7. The new one makes me uncomfortable with the wavey neck, therefore I love it.<br /><br />WTF1. You just made me snort like a horse! And startle Bookboy!<br /><br />WTF2. This wins all of the WTFs ever and for always.<br /><br />WTF3. I LOVE EASTERN EUROPE! *dies laughing* I would like to talk about this with Rachel Hawkins over drinks.Kayla Beckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02063162666132410730noreply@blogger.com